What exactly do you do?

We channel cosmic insights, pull cards, and help you get your life together — spiritually and emotionally. Think of us as your higher self’s personal assistant (with sass and good lighting).

Do I have to be “spiritual” for this to work?

Nope! You can come in as skeptical as a Capricorn at a crystal shop. The universe doesn’t judge — and neither do we (mostly).

Will you tell me my future?

We don’t do spoilers. But we will help you see the plot twists coming. Tarot is more about guidance than guarantees — like Google Maps for your soul, minus the annoying “recalculating” voice.

What if Mercury is in retrograde?

Then we light candles, take deep breaths, and don’t text our exes. It’s in the handbook.

Can you fix my love life?

We can’t promise Prince (or Princess) Charming, but we can help you stop dating their evil twin. Let’s start there.

How do I prepare for a session?

Bring an open mind, a sense of humor, and maybe a snack. Spiritual breakthroughs can make you hungry.

What’s the refund policy?

If you don’t feel at least 37% more aligned, enlightened, or entertained — well, we’ll probably pull another card about it.